You Won’t Believe What Steve Jones Did in Front of Lisa Marie Presley!
Let’s dive into the hilariously unexpected world of rock ‘n’ roll antics, where even legends like Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols can’t resist the call of nature—especially in front of celebrities. In a recent tête-à-tête with The Guardian, the 69-year-old guitarist revealed a rather unconventional passion: he unabashedly enjoys letting loose his bodily functions around unsuspecting fans and fellow celebs alike. “I like to fart in front of people,” he boldly declared, as if proclaiming the virtues of Shakespearean sonnets. Apparently, one’s response to such an audacious act is a litmus test for coolness.
The pièce de résistance of his interview? A cheeky confession involving none other than the late Lisa Marie Presley. Picture this: Jones sauntering into a Starbucks, only to rip one right in front of Presley, who was, quite unceremoniously, seated outside. “She had this look on her face of disgust,” he noted, as if he were discussing a fine wine rather than a moment of gaseous glory. But really, is that so bad? Perhaps in a world where social graces are paramount, but in the realm of punk rock, it’s practically a rite of passage.
In further musings, the Sex Pistols guitarist reminisced about his delightful encounter with Cliff Richard during his radio show days. “He brought his guitars, and I couldn’t get him to shut up,” Jones chuckled, reminiscing about the golden age of music when artists embodied genuine artistry and charisma. And speaking of nostalgia, the Sex Pistols are gearing up for their first North American tour since 2003, showcasing their iconic album, *Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols*.
However, not all is harmonious in the punk rock kingdom. Original lead singer John Lydon, famously known as Johnny Rotten, expressed his displeasure with the new touring lineup, hinting at a rift that could rival the greatest of rock feuds. So, as we prepare for the band’s return to the stage, let’s raise a glass (or perhaps a gas mask) to the unpredictable and often absurd world of punk rock, where the only rule seems to be: expect the unexpected—especially if it involves a cheeky toot.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and The Guardian, PEOPLE Magazine
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