Tate McRae’s Saint-Tropez Yacht Bash: Kid LAROI MIA
Yet another high-seas spectacle, because apparently land-based birthdays are so 2024. Enter Tate McRae, who chose to celebrate turning 22 aboard a luxury yacht off Saint-Tropez, flaunting a blue-and-yellow bikini that made even the Mediterranean look average. Sources like TMZ (July 2, 2025) and People magazine confirm she and her inner circle sipped cocktails, dove into the shallows, and absorbed Vitamin D on deck chairs that probably cost more than some apartments.
McRae’s choice of venue wasn’t a subtle flex. The singer’s bronzed birthday glow could be seen from space—if Tesla satellites bothered with celebrity sightings. Her pals, decked out in summer whites and designer shades, clinked champagne flutes as if auditioning for a fashion campaign. Page Six adds that the guest list was strictly B-list free—no paparazzi leaks of random plus-ones wearing novelty fedoras. Clearly, a “no riff-raff” policy.
But here’s the kicker: where was The Kid LAROI? The tabloids—TMZ again—point out he was conspicuously absent, despite longstanding public appearances as McRae’s “main man.” Was it scheduling conflicts? A clandestine couple’s spat? Or did he simply not make the guest cut? No official word, though some onlookers claim they saw him DMing from a beach club in Ibiza. We’ll call that the least believable “exclusive scoop” of the summer.
On the lifestyle front, McRae’s day was stocked with tropical fruit platters and custom DJ sets that gently reminded everyone it was her birthday, not theirs. If you squinted, you could almost forget about the endless paparazzi hovering around the harbor. Almost. That tan line alone would’ve tripped up a covert operative.
In true deadpan fashion, McRae didn’t post a single obligatory “Birthday Girl” selfie on the ‘Gram until hours after docking—because nothing says “I’m chill” like letting fans marinate in FOMO. And when she did share a snapshot, the caption simply read, “Thanks for the sunburn,” as if she’d just survived a mild inconvenience instead of orchestrating a Mediterranean takeover.
So, what’s next? Will Kid LAROI show up to the post-party cleanup? Will McRae host a makeshift sequel in Mykonos? One thing’s certain: this saga is far from over. Tune in next time for more yacht-side revelations and questionable life choices.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ, People, Page Six
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