Paulina Porizkova Finds New Love for Her Aging Body—What’s Next? 3.
And just like that, we’ve hit a new low in the world of self-acceptance, courtesy of none other than supermodel Paulina Porizkova. At 60, she’s taken to social media to declare that she’s surprisingly become fond of her body in ways she never expected. Yes, folks, while the world crumbles around us, this glamorous icon has decided to embrace her aging form, specifically her “newly defined” collarbone. Porizkova, who is no stranger to the spotlight, shared this revelation on Instagram, claiming that her collarbone has become a source of newfound confidence and beauty. Because, you know, in the middle of societal collapse, the collarbone is the part of the body that really needs a shout-out.
In a twist that will surely shock absolutely no one, this sentiment is part of a larger trend of celebrities proclaiming their body love amidst the relentless onslaught of age and societal pressure. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Don’t worry about the impending doom; just look at this collarbone!” According to sources, this isn’t just a random Instagram post; Paulina’s musings come straight from her personal journey of self-acceptance following a turbulent divorce from Ric Ocasek. Apparently, nothing screams inner peace like an Instagram filter and a well-defined collarbone.
In her own words, Porizkova noted that she’s learning to appreciate the parts of herself she once overlooked, which, let’s face it, is a lovely sentiment—if we ignore the fact that it’s wrapped in the shiny packaging of social media narcissism. It’s as if she’s trying to convince us that while the world outside is falling apart, we should all just look at our collarbones and feel better. And sure, we can all take a moment to admire our own skeletal structures, but how does that help with global warming or rising inflation?
Despite the eye-rolling this might inspire, Porizkova’s message does resonate with many who grapple with self-image issues, especially as they age. But let’s not kid ourselves into thinking this is a panacea for the existential dread we all feel. Sure, we can appreciate our collarbones, but that doesn’t change the fact that the world is chugging along toward chaos. So, as we wait for the next inevitable celebrity self-revelation, let’s remember: if it isn’t the collarbone, it’ll be the elbow next. Who knows what else they’ll try to sell us as self-love? Bookmark this for the inevitable “I told you so” moment when we realize we’re still just staring into the void.
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Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Instagram
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