Paris Hilton Flaunts Toddlers’ Giant Labubu Toy Trove
Hello, I’m Sage Matthews, doomscrolling at 2 AM when I stumbled on Paris Hilton’s latest flex: a TikTok showcasing a stalagmite of Labubu plush toys towering over her toddlers. Of course this happened. If you thought things couldn’t get more absurd, buckle up.
In a video posted on August 2, Paris Hilton reveals that her son Phoenix Reum, 2, and daughter London Reum, 21 months, have amassed what can only be described as an avalanche of Labubus. The footage opens on a floral picnic blanket where little London pokes at three oversized Labubus that match her height, while Phoenix darts around testing their fluff-to-body ratio. According to the caption—“The way London can barely peek over the giant Labubu #CutesieCrew”—the heiress is clearly proud of this plush empire.
Hilton then helps her mini-moguls unbox standard-size Labubus before unveiling a mid-size lineup. The video’s most nightmarish moment arrives when all the toys are piled into a red wagon. Two-year-old Phoenix gleefully pulls it across the backyard, as if this is the only sane thing happening on Earth.
For those keeping score, this isn’t a one-off indulgence. Back in February, Hilton invited Phoenix and London to her star-studded 44th birthday bash, dressing them in matching pink “PARIS” sweatsuits while Instagram officially declared them “my greatest gifts.” She’s also carted them to Young Hearts Friend Fest, holiday feasts, and tropical getaways in Hawaii—each outing chronicled for maximum public consumption.
Yet beneath the cutesie façade lies a trace of self-awareness. In an E! News interview last September, Paris confessed she hopes her children won’t follow her glittering footsteps, calling the entertainment world “a lot” and admitting that only the very resilient survive. She’s banking on her own brand of toughness to raise them, but for now the biggest battle seems to be which Labubu gets front-row drawer space.
This saga of tiny human beings buried under a mountain of merch feels less like heartwarming family content and more like a symptom of our obsession with next-level extravagance. While most kids cling to blankies, Phoenix and London wrestle plush monsters that could easily double as throw pillows for NBA centers.
Consider this your late-night reminder that in a world teetering on crisis after crisis, we prioritize having enough fancy fluff to flatten our offspring. The real irony? Paris Hilton assures us she’s raising “gentle” siblings—already Phoenix is said to protect London, planting kisses on her forehead. Sweet, until you realize these same toddlers may soon be heirs to a brand empire fueled by content like this.
At this point, should we even pretend to be surprised?
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! News, Paris Hilton’s Instagram
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
