Ozzy Osbourne’s Anti-Mope Ceremony: Inside His Unconventional Funeral Wishes
Ozzy Osbourne’s final encore is shaping up to be more rock concert than a traditional funeral, according to plans released by his estate this week.
Jaden Patel: So it turns out the Prince of Darkness did not want any gloomy gatherings. Let’s all take a moment to pretend we’re shocked.
Sources including People Magazine and The Sun confirm that the late Black Sabbath frontman, who died at 76, left explicit instructions to avoid what he called “a full-on mope-fest.” His will, viewed by the family and corroborated by insiders, stipulates that mourners should greet one another with laughter and beer instead of tears and tissues.
Rather than a traditional service in black attire, Ozzy’s estate plans a “celebration of life” event complete with classic Sabbath tracks blaring through the speakers. According to the Daily Mirror, his family has already booked a venue on his UK countryside estate that can hold close friends and bandmates for an afternoon of storytelling and head-banging.
The official itinerary, as detailed by People Magazine, includes a brief, no-frills ceremony led by his eldest daughter, Kelly Osbourne, followed by a reception with all-you-can-drink cider and ale. Jack Osbourne, Ozzy’s son, reportedly told pals that his father even specified dress codes—bright colors, rock tees, and no black suits allowed. Anyone showing up in dark mourning attire will be handed a fluorescent Hawaiian shirt at the door.
Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy’s wife and longtime manager, said in a statement that he “hated self-pity” more than anything. She added that he wanted attendees to focus on his wild stage dives and onstage antics rather than a eulogy filled with solemn reflections. The Sun quotes her saying, “He wanted this to feel like the best gig we ever threw.”
Insiders tell the Daily Mirror that Ozzy even assembled a playlist titled ‘No Tears, Just Cheers,’ which features Black Sabbath anthems alongside unexpected selections such as glam rock hits and 80s pop guilty pleasures. Reportedly, he requested that his bandmates step up to the mic for impromptu jam sessions rather than recite heartfelt speeches.
Despite the celebratory tone, there will be a small moment of silence at exactly 4 pm—Ozzy’s favorite time to end a show—before the amps are cranked back up. According to People Magazine, this pause is the only concession to tradition. After that, it’s party time until dusk.
This unconventional approach echoes similar rock legends who rejected solemn funerals in favor of lively memorials. But if anyone knew how to put the “fest” in “funeral,” it was Ozzy Osbourne.
Well, there you have it. Humanity at its loudest.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, The Sun, Daily Mirror
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