Offset Drops Final Track “Move On” as He Closes the Door on Cardi B Era
Sage Matthews here, your favorite person who’s seen every headline and still hasn’t learned to care. The world keeps spinning, but somehow, we keep pretending love is a thing that lasts longer than a TikTok trend. And just when you thought celebrity drama couldn’t get more emotionally exhausting, Offset drops a song titled “Move On” — not as a breakup anthem, but as a final punctuation mark on a marriage that’s been crumbling since 2020. Yes, folks, the man once known for his flashy chains and Migos swag has now officially turned his life into a post-divorce self-help playlist.
According to an August 16 interview with the Associated Press, Offset (real name Kiari Cephus) confirmed that “Move On,” the closing track on his new album *Kiari*, is a deliberate farewell to his tumultuous relationship with Cardi B. “It’s about moving on peacefully,” he said, which, in this context, translates to: “I’ve had enough of your screaming at me through livestreams and I’m finally putting my emotional baggage in a box labeled ‘Do Not Open.’” The 33-year-old rapper didn’t mince words — he called it “a book that’s closed.” That’s right, the same man who once proposed with an 8-carat ring during a sold-out concert now says the romance is over. The irony? It’s almost poetic. Or maybe just tragic. Take your pick.
Let’s be real: this wasn’t a sudden collapse. The cracks were visible long before the divorce papers hit. Cardi B first filed in 2020, then reconciled — because nothing says “love” like a temporary truce followed by another legal battle. But now, she’s all in on NFL star Stefon Diggs, whom she publicly introduced on Instagram in June. Meanwhile, Offset is trying to pivot toward peace, even if the peace feels less like healing and more like emotional triage. He’s got three kids — Kulture, Wave, and Blossom — to consider, so he’s doing the responsible thing: pretending the past doesn’t haunt him. “It was great while it lasted,” he said, which, let’s be honest, is the most passive-aggressive way to say “I’d rather not talk about it.”
And oh, how Cardi B has been talking. In a May X (formerly Twitter) livestream, she dropped one of the most unhinged lines in modern celebrity history: “I want you to die, but I want you to die f–king slow, n—a.” She later clarified she wanted to “speed up the process” by removing child support from her filing — because apparently, being legally tied to someone is worse than being trapped in a haunted house. Still, she insisted Offset can see the kids. So yes, the co-parenting is intact, but the emotional custody? That’s firmly in the hands of trauma therapy and bad decisions.
Back in 2017, they married in a secret ceremony — no dress, no ring, just two people whispering vows in a quiet home. Then came the proposal at a concert, the baby shower, the SNL announcement, the red carpet smiles. All of it felt like a fairy tale. Now it reads like a cautionary tale. The fairytale ended not with a kiss, but with a lawsuit, a livestream rant, and a song titled “Move On.”
So what’s next? A solo tour? A reality show about parenting after divorce? Maybe a podcast where he talks about “emotional release” while wearing sunglasses indoors? Who knows. But one thing’s certain: the world isn’t ending. It’s just getting louder, messier, and more predictable. At this point, should we even pretend to be surprised?
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! News, Associated Press
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