Noah Cyrus on the Real Drama Behind the Cyrus Family Reunion
Of course this happened. Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t get more exhausting, another celebrity family steps up to remind us that dysfunction doesn’t take a vacation—especially not for those raised under Disney’s neon spotlight.
Welcome to the world of Noah Cyrus, who recently gave People what passes for an “exclusive” in celebrity journalism these days: a carefully curated peek behind the curtain of the Cyrus clan, a family so entangled in tabloid lore it’s practically its own soap opera. The headline? They’re all fine now. Sure. And I’m the Queen of England.
Noah, 25, insists she keeps herself “separated from any interest or ‘drama’ with the family,” which is rich considering her entire existence has been filtered through paparazzi lenses and clickbait headlines since before she could legally drive. She claims music is the glue holding them together, as if sibling rivalries and divorce proceedings can be solved by a few chords and a catchy chorus. But hey, if pretending everything’s fine while the world watches your breakdowns helps you sleep at night, who are we to judge?
The rest of the story follows the usual script: Billy Ray and Tish split in 2022 after nearly two decades of marriage, Miley went through a very public emotional purge on a podcast hosted by Monica Lewinsky (yes, that Monica Lewinsky), and somehow, they’ve all decided to pretend they like each other again. Because nothing says healing like airing your dirty laundry on Spotify while smiling for the cameras at Thanksgiving.
Miley, now 32 and wiser—or just tired—admitted on her Instagram Stories back in May that family is her top priority. Cue the eye-rolls. Of course it is. After years of estrangement, lawsuits, and awkward red carpet encounters where everyone pretends their smiles aren’t plastic, suddenly it’s hugs and heart emojis all around. Emotional hoarding, she called it. That’s one way to describe the kind of baggage that could fill a Boeing 747.
Let’s not forget the family tree, because honestly, keeping track of who belongs to whom here is more complicated than a Game of Thrones family chart. Billy Ray married Tish in 2003, already parents to Miley (born in 1992) and expecting Braison. He also adopted Tish’s kids from a previous marriage, Brandi and Trace, and later welcomed Noah in 2000. Oh, and there’s Christopher Cody, his son from a pre-Tish relationship. It’s less a family and more a casting call for a reality show no one asked for.
Billy Ray and Miley rose to fame together thanks to *Hannah Montana*, a show that turned father-daughter bonding into prime-time entertainment. So naturally, when real-life drama hit, everyone assumed it was part of the act. But nope—it was all too real. Divorce, estrangements, public apologies, and now, reconciliation. All the hits, folks.
Noah insists the headlines don’t tell the full story, but let’s be honest: the headlines are probably closer to the truth than whatever press release version of peace they’re selling now. She calls it emotionally draining but claims it doesn’t touch them anymore. Sure. Because clearly, none of them have ever Googled themselves.
In the end, it’s the same old song with a new melody. A family torn apart by fame, money, and the crushing weight of expectation, now pretending they’ve found harmony. Maybe they have. Or maybe they’ve just learned how to perform better. Either way, it’s not over. Nothing ever is.
Anyway, can’t wait to see how this gets worse.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, E! Online
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