Meghan Markle’s Pantry Products: A Taste Test Revelation
Let’s dive into the delightful chaos that is Meghan Markle’s new food line, because nothing screams “I’m just like you” quite like a $14 jar of jam. Yes, folks, the Duchess of Sussex has launched her As Ever brand, and the taste testers have spoken—loudly—about the culinary experience that is her raspberry jam. According to the Post’s food critic Steve Cuozzo, this “keepsake” spread tastes like any standard supermarket jam. In a world where unique flavors reign supreme, Markle’s creation seems to have missed the memo, earning a resounding “fine, but nothing special.” The jam’s acidity left some tasters longing for sweetness, while others appreciated its lower sugar content compared to the likes of Smucker’s. Ah, the joys of jam—so polarizing!
But wait, there’s more! The As Ever line, which includes teas, honey, and baking mixes, sold out faster than you can say “royal family drama.” While the Duchess may have thought she was ushering in a culinary revolution, the reality was more akin to a polite shrug from the taste-testing panel. The shortbread cookie mix, which required a hefty two sticks of butter, garnered mixed reviews. Some praised it as a standout, while others likened its texture to that of a hockey puck—brittle and flavorless. Clearly, the baking skills of a royal are still a work in progress.
And let’s not forget the flower sprinkles—those cute little additions that Markle uses on her Netflix show. The verdict? Dull and lacking the vibrant pizzazz they promised. One columnist lamented the sprinkles were more reminiscent of ’90s potpourri than a festive cookie topping. If the Duchess intended to dazzle, the result was more of a yawn.
As for the herbal peppermint tea, it was dubbed as bland as the oatmeal-hued sweaters Markle promotes, leaving many to wonder if they could simply brew a pot of something more exciting from the office pantry. “Not very strong” and “ordinary” were the key phrases that peppered the critiques, proving that even royalty can’t escape the judgment of a discerning palate.
So, there you have it—a royal endeavor that may not have quite hit the mark. With taste buds left unsatisfied and palates unimpressed, one has to wonder if the Duchess should stick to her day job of philanthropy and Netflix specials. Class dismissed, dear readers. Let’s hope the next culinary adventure serves up something a bit more appetizing.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and New York Post
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