Lauren Sánchez Officially Adopts ‘Bezos’ Surname After Lavish Venice Wedding
If celebrity marriages came with an off-switch for your old identity, Lauren Sánchez just found it. The journalist-turned-spaceflyer traded Sánchez for Sánchez Bezos faster than you can say “Instagram rebrand,” updating her handle and profile to match life as Mrs. Bezos. In a move that screams “new chapter” louder than a billionaire spaceship launch, she wiped her entire feed except for one solemn wedding snap captioned “06/27/2025.”
The nuptials went down on San Giorgio Maggiore island in Venice, Italy, with just under 200 guests—because nothing says intimacy like hiring half a football stadium. A-list friends including Kim Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Eva Longoria, Orlando Bloom, Tom Brady, Usher and even Ivanka Trump paddled or taxied in for the spectacle. You know you’ve made it when your post-ceremony water taxi queue looks like the United Nations of reality TV.
According to Vogue, Sánchez floated down the aisle in a corseted mermaid Dolce & Gabbana gown so tight you could set your espresso on her lace overlay. She told Vogue she wanted “something that evokes a moment” rather than the “simple, sexy modern dress” she’d initially envisioned, because why settle for subtlety in front of the world’s press? Critics call it excess; she calls it growth—and she’s “a different person” from five years ago, which checks out if you measure personal evolution by couture fabric consumption.
City hall records and an NBC News tip confirm the weekend’s welcome party was hosted at the Madonna dell’Orto church, where guests likely toasted with more than just prosecco. Sánchez’s three kids from previous relationships—Evan, Ella and Nikko—were said to be in the mix, though the paparazzi cameras conveniently focused elsewhere (looking at you, Kylie Jenner photo op). When asked if Jeff Bezos had changed her, she deadpanned for People Magazine that “Jeff hasn’t changed me. Jeff has revealed me. I feel safe. I feel seen. He lets me be me,” a refreshing sentiment, considering most billionaires just let you pay for dinner.
Post-wedding, Jeff suited up in a crisp black ensemble worthy of a James Bond extra, while Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble held court in the back row, probably planning their next reality-TV storyline. Even Karlie Kloss managed a water taxi hop with her baby bump, proving that nothing says “glamorous motherhood” like balancing a tulle veil and peppermint gelato.
All that remains is a freshly blanked Instagram feed and the promise of more Bezos-brand adventures. Tune in next time for asset mergers, space launches, and more high-society hair-pulling—because apparently, humanity’s peak is signing prenups and pressing “save” on a new handle. Well, there you have it: celebrity reinvention in full billionaire bloom.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! Online, Vogue, NBC News, People Magazine
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