Kylie Jenner’s Real Stance on Kids with Timothée Chalamet 3.
Another day, another rumor about who is planning the next generation of Hollywood’s smaller-than-life dynasties. Kylie Jenner, proud mother of Stormi Webster and Aire, has reportedly weighed in on the hot topic of having more children with her new beau, Timothée Chalamet. Yes, because what you really wanted to know on a Wednesday was whether a billionaire beauty mogul has more playdates in her near future—and frankly, I’m as thrilled as you are. According to insider chatter shared with People magazine, Jenner is focusing on her skincare empire rather than baby names right now. The same tipsters told US Weekly that she’s enjoying date nights in with Chalamet without drafting nursery plans. Apparently, she treats her uterus like a smartphone battery—never fully charged and always on standby. Timothée, fresh off his award-season victories, seems perfectly happy taking it slow, too. In a rare move for celebrity romance coverage, both sides appear content to postpone any grandkids emergency drills. It’s cute that we still expect celebrities to follow a biological clock when half of their income comes from defying gravity with Photoshop. Jenner’s public statements have been characteristically neutral and measured. She’s thanked fans for their excitement but gently reminded everyone that she’s not launching a child brand next quarter. Fans are already tweeting their disappointment in 280 characters or less. Star magazine reported that insiders have floated the idea of “Timye Jr.” but the family YouTube channel apparently vetoed the idea. While that source may not be as rock-solid as a certified People exclusive, it still fuels dinner-table debates. After all, no celebrity gossip story is complete without at least one questionable nickname. Kylie’s rep also declined to comment on timing or numbers. This is despite Kylie previously admitting she felt “overwhelmed” with two tots and a billion-dollar balance sheet. Taking a cue from startup culture, she’ll maybe circle back on baby planning in Q4 of her life. All signs point to a deliberate pacing strategy rather than a spontaneous biological IPO. If you were hoping for a surprise baby announcement at next month’s Met Gala, you might want to recalibrate your expectations. That said, neither party has outright dismissed the idea of expanding beyond couple goals. Timothée apparently raved about changing diapers in interviews when he thought nobody was listening. That interview apparently happened while cleaning up a spilled chia bowl after morning yoga. Because nothing says “romantic partner material” like spontaneous oat-milk mishaps. So bottom line: Kylie remains open to more children someday but only when the time feels right. Meanwhile, we can watch her entrepreneurial saga unfold while she phones down family whispers. In the end, those baby bells are on silent mode until the CEO of Kylie Cosmetics gives the green light. And that’s your official update on Hollywood’s most expensive uterus. Tune in next time for more unsolicited advice masquerading as news, and let’s pretend we learned something about growth plans beyond spreadsheets and baby booties.
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Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, US Weekly
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Attribution: Noam Galai (Creative Commons)
