Kourtney Kardashian’s Luxe White Bikini Escape
Some people chase enlightenment with incense sticks; Kourtney Kardashian chased it in a two-piece white string bikini on a $45 top and $35 bottom. The Poosh founder, 46, decided that May 16 was obviously the perfect day to remind her 218 million Instagram followers that vacation mode is her new full-time gig. In a set of sun-kissed snaps, Kardashian Barker lounged on a boat, flaunting Gooseberry Intimates’ So Chic Halterneck Triangle White top and matching Side Tie Bikini Briefs while sporting oval shades that said “yes, I have arrived.”
If your idea of relaxation is bingeing another TV show, just know Kourtney is out here doing sunset yoga with Phil Riportella and Simon Huck, because what screams serenity louder than balancing on one foot in front of a coconut-filled sunset? The Poosh mogul even showed off her Airbnb views—palm trees framing her window, a cabana overlooking crystal waters, and a walkway lined with beach chairs, like the opening credits of a low-budget travel documentary. She captioned the post, “Rest, relaxation, and sunset yoga.????????????????️Thank you @airbnb for treating us to this Airbnb Service. ????????♀️✨,” as if anyone needed reminding that she’s living her best, most filter-friendly life.
Let’s not ignore the timing: this post dropped just one day after she quietly celebrated her third anniversary with Travis Barker, which means while some couples exchange cards, Kourtney’s idea of romance involves volcanic sunsets and Instagram applause. In a recent episode of The Kardashians, she confessed she’s “retired into motherhood” and tours with her husband rather than tearing up dance floors. Translation: fewer late-night parties, more baby bottles and backstage yoga.
Roast break: because nothing says personal growth like broadcasting your inner peace in a swimsuit that costs more collectively than most of us spend on groceries each month. Fans reacted with obligatory heart-eye emojis, one pleading, “We all need to have a Kourtney summer????,” and another offering, “Love it Kourtney❤️,” as though her bikini approval rating is critical public service information.
Between her green coconut flat-lays and unfiltered ocean horizons, Kourtney managed to turn a simple vacay into a high-gloss lifestyle masterclass. If you ever doubted that a white bikini can double as a self-help guide, fear not—Kourtney’s proving it’s the only manual you’ll ever need. Tune in next time for more shore-side enlightenment and slightly overpriced fashion statements—just don’t forget your avocado smoothie.
Well, there you have it: another chapter in the ongoing saga of self-care as prime-time content. Tune in next time for questionable life choices and even more strategic sunset snaps.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Kourtney Kardashian Instagram
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
