Kandi Burruss Reveals Long-Lasting Makeup Trick: A Glow in a Dark World 3.
If you thought the world couldn’t sink any lower, here comes Kandi Burruss with a makeup tip that’s apparently supposed to save us all from looking like we just crawled out of a disaster zone. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has unveiled her secret for achieving that coveted glowy look that somehow manages to survive the chaos of daily life. Yes, it seems that in a universe filled with existential dread, the answer to our woes lies in a highlighter. Or, as Kandi calls it, “the glow.” Because if we can’t find joy in the little things, we might as well plaster our faces with shiny products, right?
Kandi swears by this glowy hack to keep her makeup intact for what feels like an eternity. Apparently, applying a glowing primer beneath your foundation is the holy grail of long-lasting makeup. Who would have thought that the key to a flawless face in a world where everything is crumbling is a little bit of shimmer? This hack has reportedly kept her looking perfect even under the most dire circumstances—like being filmed while surrounded by the melodrama of reality television. It’s almost poetic, really.
But let’s not get too carried away. We all know that even the best makeup can only do so much when the world outside your window is a dumpster fire. And yet, here we are, ready to embrace this fleeting beauty secret, like it’s some kind of panacea for our troubled times. After all, if Kandi can look radiant amidst the chaos, why can’t we? Perhaps it’s time to invest in some highlighter while the rest of our lives unravel.
Moreover, in a recent Instagram post, Kandi showcased her glowy look with a wink and a smile, as if to say, “Look at me thriving while everything else is falling apart.” As if looking good can somehow distract us from the current state of affairs. We could all use a distraction, right? The irony is thick as we dab on our highlighters, glossing over the cracks in our reality.
With countless beauty tips and tricks bombarding us, it seems futile to grasp at anything that might provide a semblance of control in an uncontrollable world. Kandi’s beauty regimen might be just another drop in the ocean of fleeting trends, but hey, at least it’s a shiny drop. So, get ready to slather on that glow and pretend everything is fine—because in the end, what else can we do but join the ranks of those desperately trying to shine through the rubble?
At this point, should we even pretend to be surprised that a highlighter has become our latest lifeline?
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Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! Online, Allure, Vogue
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