Justin Bieber’s Shirtless Instagram Post Sparks Eye-Roll From Hailey Bieber Amid Parenting Chaos
Sage Matthews here, your friendly neighborhood cynic who’s convinced humanity peaked sometime around the invention of indoor plumbing. And wouldn’t you know it—just when I thought I could finally log off and sip my lukewarm coffee in peace, Justin Bieber decides to shirtlessly remind us all that yes, he still exists. And yes, he still thinks people care about his torso more than his music.
Let’s get to the heart of this modern tragedy: On August 25, Justin Bieber posted a pair of mirror selfies—shirtless, tattooed torso on full display, gold chain glinting, white beanie firmly in place—because apparently, the world needed yet another reminder that he’s still got abs. The caption? A masterpiece of maturity: “thirstrap fa u hoes,” because nothing says emotional evolution like a grown man using slang like he’s still auditioning for a 2009 Nickelodeon show.
Enter Hailey Bieber, who, bless her soul, responded with the emotional equivalent of a mic drop: an eyeroll emoji. Because when your husband is still trying to sell “thirst trap” energy at 31, while you’re juggling toddler birthdays and internet divorce rumors, you either laugh or you cry. She chose the former.
And speaking of toddler birthdays, the Biebers celebrated their son Jack Blues Bieber’s first birthday just days earlier. Hailey shared a series of sweet snapshots from the festivities—balloons, toys, and one very confused-looking baby. Her caption? “1 year of you my beautiful boy. Happy 1st Birthday Jack Blues, you are joy personified.” Cue the collective aww—though I’m guessing the joy is occasionally interrupted by the soul-crushing grind of early parenthood and the constant tabloid speculation about their marriage.
Because yes, Hailey’s been open about how brutal it is to raise a kid while also being bombarded with online gossip about her relationship. In a March 2024 interview with Vogue, she admitted that the postpartum period was “the most sensitive time I’ve ever gone through,” and that dealing with constant divorce rumors made it “a crazy life to live.” Her words: “It is such a mindf–k. I cannot even begin to explain it.”
Meanwhile, Justin’s Father’s Day post was a black-and-white selfie with a middle finger emoji and the caption: “I’m a dad that’s not to be f–ked with.” Because nothing says “devoted father” like a moody photo and a swear-laden caption. But hey, at least he’s trying, right?
The Biebers have been navigating this chaotic new chapter together, posting the occasional PDA-laden vacation photo from Aspen or a sweet anniversary message. In September 2024, they celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary, just three weeks after Jack’s birth. And in 2023, they marked their fifth anniversary with a wave of affectionate Instagram posts, including a kissing photo and a caption from Justin that read like a Hallmark card written by someone who just discovered thesaurus.com: “I know from the depths of my soul down to my bones that this journey with you will only exceed our wildest expectations.”
So here we are. A couple that somehow manages to be both nauseatingly in love and perpetually on the verge of collapse, depending on which headline you read. A husband who still thinks shirtless selfies are the pinnacle of content creation. A wife who rolls her eyes at all of it while raising their kid and running a beauty brand. And a world that keeps clicking, liking, and commenting like this is normal.
Anyway, can’t wait to see how this gets worse.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! Online
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