Justin Bieber’s Divine Fishing Rant Fuels Health Worry
Hold onto your lattes—I’m jittering just telling you this! Over on Instagram Live this week, Justin Bieber veered into a full-throttle rant about God and fishing that left fans both scratching their heads and biting their nails over his health. In a video posted Tuesday night, Bieber, looking pale and sounding hoarse, asked aloud, “If I cast my line deep enough, will I reel in a miracle from above?” He then launched into a theological monologue on why God and trout are inexplicably linked in his recovery journey. According to screenshotted clips seen by TMZ, he paused mid-sentence to cough, prompting worried fans to flash back to his Ramsay Hunt syndrome diagnosis and a string of canceled tour dates in South America.
People Magazine reports that Bieber’s team recently confirmed ongoing treatment for a stubborn viral infection, which first forced him to scrap concerts in Brazil and Argentina. Between sips of water, the 29-year-old singer proclaimed, “Fishing is the cure I didn’t know I needed,” before promising he’d be back on stage “once the big fish shows up.” Cue the side-eye emoji—who ever blends faith, flounder and a world tour in one breath? Some superfans on Reddit noted his slurred speech and sugar-high energy (or was it just that second espresso kicking in?), sparking a flurry of speculation that he might be under the weather more than we realize.
But here’s the cherry on top: Bieber’s pastor pal, Pastor Robbie, stepped in via Instagram Stories to say Justin’s “spirit is strong” and that prayer—and yes, actual fishing trips—are part of a doctor-approved wellness regimen. Meanwhile, medical insiders leaked to TMZ that his viral symptoms are being managed with rest, meds and, oddly enough, some fresh-caught salmon for extra protein. Nutritionists applaud the fish-rich diet but caution that a healthy recovery probably needs more than just faith and fly reels.
Fans are split: some adore the candid spiritual pep talk, while others worry the pop star might be overextending himself before fully bouncing back. What does this mean for upcoming festival slots in Europe? Will Justin swap stadium lights for fishing lures until further notice? One thing’s certain—when you mix Bieber’s faith with fresh catch, the plot thickens faster than Aunt Marge’s gravy.
Whew, my heart can’t take much more—this saga is reeling me in! I swear, I could talk about this all day.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, TMZ, New York Post
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