Josh Hall Celebrates Divorce From Christina Haack With Brutal Social Media Burn
Avery Sinclair here—your resident cynic with a front-row seat to the dumpster fire that is celebrity drama. If you’re expecting a sob story or a dramatic reconciliation, you’re in the wrong place. This is the unfiltered, no-tears version of Josh Hall’s divorce from Christina Haack, and trust me, it’s less about heartbreak and more about hard-earned lessons and hard-earned cash.
Oh, this should be *good*. Josh Hall, the real estate agent turned ex-husband of HGTV star Christina Haack, didn’t just sign the divorce papers—he celebrated them. After a two-year marriage that ended in July 2024, Hall took to Instagram on August 28 to mark the occasion with a post that was less “moving on” and more “mic drop.” “Excited to spend Labor Day weekend in the real reality,” he wrote. “Finally, legally divorced and a free man.” And if that wasn’t enough, he tacked on a not-so-subtle jab: “Lesson learned: don’t marry someone who needs constant public validation and will use your personal drama for attention.”
Let’s not pretend this was a love story gone wrong. According to a source close to Hall, the split was “fair.” And by fair, they mean Josh walked away with what was his, and Christina kept what was hers. The couple reportedly split everything they earned together, with each keeping what they brought into the marriage. That included some hefty financial transfers: Christina paid Josh $300,000 from the sale of a Nashville property in May, an unallocated $100,000 in September 2024, and another $40,000 to cover his legal fees.
Real estate, cars, and ego—oh my. Christina kept the couple’s former homes in Newport Beach, California, and Franklin, Tennessee. Josh, meanwhile, retained his property in Thompson’s Station, Tennessee, along with a trio of vehicles: a 2021 Bentley, a 1970 Chevelle, and a 1982 DeLorean. And just to make it clear who paid for what, the insider noted that Josh “bought each and every one of those cars on his own.”
But here’s the kicker: Josh turned down spousal support. That’s right. In a world where divorce settlements can spiral into the millions, Hall walked away with nothing more than what he was legally entitled to—and he seems damn proud of it. “Given there was no prenup, Christina should send Josh a thank you,” the source added, “but Josh is happy to never have to speak to her again.”
Christina, for her part, hasn’t publicly responded. E! News reached out to her rep for comment but hasn’t received a response. Meanwhile, she’s reportedly moved on with boyfriend Christopher Larocca, while Josh seems more than content to be flying solo.
So what’s the takeaway? Marry for love, but keep your finances locked down. And if you’re going to end a marriage, do it with a little dignity—or a lot of shade, depending on your personality type.
And that’s today’s dose of reality. You’re welcome.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! News
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