Jordon Hudson’s Chill Vibe at Miss Maine USA Pageant Debut
Behold the pinnacle of stoicism under disco lights: Jordon Hudson, NFL coach Bill Belichick’s model-turned-pageant-sider, strolled into the Miss Maine USA rehearsals like she’d misplaced her coffee—utterly unbothered. According to People magazine, Hudson arrived at Portland’s Expo Center on a Friday afternoon, rocking a high-low denim skirt and vintage Blazers sweatshirt as if she were dropping by a grocery store instead of front-row at a state pageant.
Sources confirm (People; The Daily Mail) that Hudson, 26, spent the afternoon chatting with contestants, autographing a couple of glossy headshots, and inspecting sashes with the kind of poker face usually reserved for linebackers. Third line roast: It’s ironic how someone dating the NFL’s most risk-averse coach can manage to look more relaxed than a referee in overtime.
Her “unbothered” posture wasn’t born overnight. Hudson first surfaced on the Belichick radar during an April charity polo match in Nantucket—where she apparently triumphed at avoiding both the goal posts and the grape juice bar. According to Pageant Insider, she exchanged polite nods with organizers, later slipping backstage to observe the talent round, all without so much as a hair flip or pep talk.
Photography snapped by Getty Images (via People) shows her side profile: half amused, half mentally drafting her grocery list. The Daily Mail notes she even paused for a brief Instagram Story, captioning a shot of rhinestone crowns with “Cool hats,” as though she were evaluating artisanal cheese. Roast alert: That’s the kind of understatement that would make a nun blush if she were into shade.
Word on the runway is Belichick himself stayed back in Foxborough, presumably to guard the playbook from pageant scandals. Meanwhile, Hudson mingled with contestants wearing laminated badges reading “Maine USA,” proof that she can drop in anywhere without breaking a sweat. According to backstage chatter (Pageant Insider), she declined a spot on this year’s judging panel—preferring to remain “objective,” or maybe just hungry for concession-stand fries.
Between fitting rehearsals and faux pas avoidance, Hudson’s low-key cameo provides a textbook study in “nothing to see here” celebrity diplomacy. If her performance at Miss Maine USA is any indication, she’ll handle Super Bowl week with equal nonchalance—possibly even better than Belichick navigates his playbook.
And there you have it: emotional neutrality and sequins, all in a day’s work. Tune in next time for more unflappable expressions and questionable life choices.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People magazine
The Daily Mail
Pageant Insider
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