Jenelle Evans Ditches Male Drama for Salmon Sperm Facial Glow-Up
Hold onto your spa robes: Jenelle Evans has officially sworn off male attention and sworn on salmon sperm facials. According to TMZ, the former Teen Mom star finalized her divorce from David Eason this summer and marked the milestone in true reality-TV style by booking a Korean salmon sperm treatment at Flawless Med Spa in Las Vegas.
Evans strolled into the clinic of injector Melanie Speed with all the calm of someone who just ditched a toxic ex. “The only sperm I’m getting on my face now is salmon,” she quipped—loud enough for the nearest Botox needle to gasp. The tongue-in-cheek remark served up more laughs than a late-night stand-up routine, especially since salmon sperm facials have become a go-to for celebs chasing that dewy complexion. People magazine notes that Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston are devotees, and even Teen Mom alum Farrah Abraham has given it a shot.
This isn’t just a spa day stunt. Sources tell TMZ that Evans filed for divorce from Eason over a year ago, citing irreconcilable differences, and her split officially went through earlier this month. She’s been teasing her single era on Instagram with beach selfies and cheeky banners that read “No Drama, Just Dedication.” Last month’s premature “divorce party” featured champagne toasts and cupcakes shaped like wedding rings—an event TMZ captured in a photo dump that had fans in stitches.
Salmon sperm facials, also known as “roe therapy,” promise collagen-boosting peptides to plump skin and soften fine lines. According to People, the marine-derived treatment is part of the same K-beauty wave that introduced snail mucin masks and gold-infused serums. Whether it’s a savvy PR move or a genuine quest for self-care, Evans is clearly embracing her new single status in vivid HD.
With salmon sperm dripping like red carpet sequins, Evans is sending a clear message: she’s trading dating headaches for hydrated cheeks. What’s next—custody negotiations over cucumbers and jade rollers? Stay tuned, because if this salmon saga tells us anything, Jenelle’s glow journey has only just begun.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ, People Magazine
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