Jay Cutler Fires Back at Kristin Cavallari’s Divorce Claim: “It’s Borderline Slander”
Jaden Patel here, your friendly neighborhood truth-teller with a PhD in sarcasm and a minor in emotional detachment. Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re expecting tears, drama, or even a single raised eyebrow from me, you’re in the wrong room. I’m not here to cry. I’m here to fact-check a feud that’s less “romantic breakup” and more “legal thriller with better hair.”
So, picture this: Jay Cutler, former NFL quarterback and man who once looked like he could bench-press a small car, is now publicly calling out Kristin Cavallari for what he describes as “borderline slander.” Yes, you read that right—slander. Not “misunderstanding,” not “exaggeration,” but full-on legal-grade defamation. And it all stems from a podcast episode where Cavallari claimed she never got “a penny” from Cutler after their 2020 split. That’s not just a statement—it’s a narrative so flat it could be used as a level for a construction project.
Cutler, on his “Take It Outside” podcast, didn’t mince words. “Yeah, she didn’t get a penny,” he deadpanned, before immediately adding, “but actually, she got a lot, a lot, a lot of dollar bills.” The irony was so thick you could spread it on toast. He called her claim “irresponsible,” “reckless,” and “insanity”—and yes, he said “completely false.” Because apparently, lying about financial settlements is now considered a form of performance art.
He dropped a little legal context too, which is rare for someone whose last major courtroom appearance was probably arguing over who left the toilet seat up. In Tennessee, he pointed out, no judge would ever rubber-stamp a divorce agreement where one party walks away with zero assets—especially when they’ve shared three kids, years of marriage, and a house full of memories (and possibly some unpaid utility bills). “There’s not a judge in the state of Tennessee that would have signed that,” he said, as if explaining basic math to a toddler.
And while he refused to name the exact sum—“I can guarantee you it’s definitely not zero dollars”—he did confirm it was “without a doubt enough to live on, comfortably.” So, not a pittance. Not a symbolic gesture. Not a “thanks for the memories” check. A real, actual, tax-reporting-worthy settlement. Which makes Cavallari’s claim feel less like honesty and more like a reality TV audition.
Let’s not forget the timeline: they met in 2010 during Cutler’s Chicago Bears tenure, married in 2013, had three kids, and finally called it quits in 2020. Since then, Cutler has moved on—engaged to Samantha Robertson, who seems to be doing fine without needing to monetize her ex’s divorce. Meanwhile, Cavallari? She’s been busy dating, rebranding, and hosting a podcast where she casually drops statements that could land her in court if anyone cared enough to sue.
But hey, maybe she’s just trying to build her brand. Or maybe she’s testing how far people will go to believe a lie. Either way, Cutler’s response isn’t just a rebuttal—it’s a public service announcement: “Don’t lie about money. It’s bad for your credit score.”
Well, there you have it. Humanity at its finest. Or at least, the kind of humanity that still believes “no money” is a credible story when the receipts say otherwise.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ
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