Jax Taylor’s Sobriety Saga: From Cocaine Chaos to Clean Living
Welcome to another episode of “What Were They Thinking?” featuring Jax Taylor, a man whose life choices could fill a self-help book—if the self-help book was called “How to Make Every Wrong Decision Possible.” This former star of “Vanderpump Rules” has taken the plunge into sobriety, painting a picture of redemption that’s as colorful as his past life of partying like there’s no tomorrow. Apparently, after a few too many nights fueled by cocaine and questionable decisions, Jax decided it was time to swap the white powder for, I don’t know, kale smoothies? Because nothing screams “I’m taking my life seriously” like a green drink that looks like it might be trying to escape the glass.
In a recent revelation, Jax detailed his journey through the murky waters of addiction, reminding us all that sometimes, rock bottom is simply a trampoline. He shared his struggles with cocaine, which he described as “a fun time gone terribly wrong.” It’s almost as if he thought that getting addicted to a substance known for its ability to ruin lives was a quirky personality trait. Imagine telling a first date about your love for cocaine—I mean, that’s one way to break the ice, right? “So, what do you like to do for fun? Oh, you know, just the usual: binge-watching Netflix and, occasionally, a little nose candy.”
Jax’s journey has included therapy, support groups, and a newfound love for sobriety, which he seems to treat like a new girlfriend. “I’ve never been happier,” he claims, which is a bold statement when your past happiness was likely measured in shots of tequila and snorts of, well, you know. But let’s give credit where it’s due; turning your life around is commendable, even if it comes with a side of “I can’t believe I did that.”
He’s opened up about his past mistakes in a bid to help others, suggesting that if he can pull himself from the depths of addiction, then anyone can probably do it too—unless, of course, they’re still living life like it’s a never-ending frat party. In a world where most reality stars seem to be competing for the title of “World’s Worst Decision Maker,” Jax is at least trying to turn the tide.
So what’s next for Jax? Who knows! Maybe a self-help book, a podcast, or a reality show about sober living—because the world clearly needs more of those. Here’s to hoping he sticks with the sobriety thing; after all, life is too short for bad decisions, right? Unless, of course, you’re a reality TV star. Then it’s basically your job description.
Let’s pretend we learned something today.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, The Scottish Sun
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
