How Celeb Heavyweights Celebrated the 4th of July: From Baby Bumps to Backyard Parades
In the grand tradition of celebrities reminding us that fireworks are more exciting than your life, July Fourth rolled around.
Olivia Culpo wasted no time showcasing her most recent accessory: a baby bump that’s drawing more attention than any firework display.
Somehow that blue and white pinstriped dress does more heavy lifting than most celebrities’ PR teams.
Khloe Kardashian opted for a backyard parade that looked like every Instagram mom’s fever dream, complete with doughnuts and freezer-burned ice cream.
She was joined by her ex Tristan Thompson’s offspring, True and Tatum, plus niece Dream, who all matched in miniature flag ensembles.
Because nothing says “Freedom” like coordinating outfits that cost more than a modest apartment.
Meanwhile, Meghan Markle decided that the best way to celebrate was by teaching us how to assemble a charcuterie board.
The Duchess of Sussex gleefully spread As Ever jam over bread, while raspberries and strawberries looked on in horror.
It’s the cooking tutorial no one asked for, but we’ll still screenshot every moment.
Taylor Swift, the holiday’s unofficial queen, may have skipped the star-studded bash this year, but her Rhode Island legacy still sparkles.
Year after year, Swift’s parties double as a matchmaking service and a runway show for the rich and famous.
Because if there’s one thing America needs, it’s another reminder that your suburban BBQ will never measure up.
The Jonas Brothers proved they prefer microphones to sparklers, prepping for a Rockefeller Center-style gig in Manhattan.
Ava Max, Lenny Kravitz and Keke Palmer were reportedly warming up for guest spots, because why let pop stars miss out on shoulder pads?
Ariana DeBose hosted the NBC fireworks spectacular with enough charisma to outshine the rockets overhead.
Trisha Yearwood dusted off her microphone for a rarity: an Independence Day performance worthy of her Garth Brooks spouse.
The country legend admitted to USA Today that she only performs on holidays this big, leaving minor festivities to the amateurs.
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder quietly toasted the holiday with a dinner that probably didn’t involve a single royal family drama.
All the while, social media screamed with heart emojis as celebs reminded us that they, too, love backyard games.
Because what’s more democratic than a poorly thrown cornhole bag captured in 4K resolution?
Pregnant celebs, power couples and pop sensations all found a way to parade their patriotism.
And by parade, we mean perfectly curated Instagram Stories that scream “my life is a branded experience.”
Every firework reflected in their designer sunglasses as they pretended to overhear our applause.
So there you have it: another Independence Day proving that stars shine brightest when smartphones are present.
At least we got recipes, family snapshots and a reminder that your neighbor’s BBQ always pales in comparison.
Tune in next time for more celebrity celebrations that confirm fame is a full-time sport.
Until then, enjoy your leftover hot dogs and existential dread in peace.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and Entertainment Tonight, People Magazine, USA Today
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
