Holly Madison and Zak Bagans: The Final Curtain on Their Tumultuous Romance

Well, isn’t this just the cherry on top of the messy sundae that is romantic entanglements? In a candid revelation on their podcast “Girls Next Level,” Holly Madison has officially declared her split from Zak Bagans—this time, with all the finality of a well-rehearsed finale. The two have been playing an elaborate game of relationship ping-pong since they first started dating in 2019, but it appears they’ve finally decided to put the racket down for good. Unfollowing each other on social media is the new breakup equivalent of burning love letters, and Holly’s admission about this decisive act certainly gives us the impression that this chapter is closed.

While the exact reasons behind their split remain shrouded in a veil of secrecy—because, let’s face it, who really wants to air their dirty laundry in public?—friends turned lovers turned friends again seem to be carving out a more stable dynamic sans the romantic entanglements. The two briefly split in 2021, but their on-again-off-again saga had fans wondering if they’d ever find their way back to each other. Spoiler alert: they won’t.

As Holly pointed out, the unfollow was a profound signal; after all, who needs a daily reminder of an ex while scrolling through Instagram? It’s like keeping a framed photo of an ex in your living room—just a little too much baggage for anyone’s taste. So, as Madison and Bagans step away from the romantic limelight, we’re left to ponder: when will we ever learn that some relationships are just better suited for the friend zone? Class dismissed.

Sources: Celebrity Storm