Harry and Meghan at Helm of King Charles’ Funeral Plans
Here we go again, royal spectators—apparently Prince Harry and Meghan Markle aren’t just RSVP’ing to King Charles’ final send-off; they’re reportedly orchestrating the whole shebang. I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the Sussexes have allegedly landed smack dab in the center of Buckingham Palace’s funeral blueprint. Yes, truly.
According to an insider who spilled tea to the New York Post, courtiers have “officially engaged” Harry and Meghan to weigh in on seating charts, processional routes, and rehearsal schedules for His Majesty’s eventual farewell. Because nothing says “family unity” like dragging two polarizing figures back into the fold—and then asking them to pick hymn numbers.
The same tipster told The Daily Mail that Harry’s recent lull in public appearances has allowed him ample time to draft logistical memos—complete with spreadsheet updates on guest lists and floral arrangements. Meanwhile, Meghan’s camp is rumored to be lobbying for a “celebrity-friendly” guest lounge. You know, for the influencers who might livestream the event. I told you so about the social-media circus.
Over in Scotland, The Mirror confirms that Charles’ private secretary has looped in the Sussexes on security permissions and local vendor contracts. Because when you’ve upset half the royal household, why not toss you into planning protocol for a state funeral? Frankly, I’m impressed by the audacity.
Sources also reveal that palace aides are quietly thrilled: Harry and Meghan’s involvement reportedly offers a welcome distraction from other scandals (we’re looking at you, arch-duke spats). But don’t expect total harmony. One palace veteran quipped to Hello! Magazine, “It’s going to be like a school reunion—half the guests are thrilled, half are nervously texting their plus-ones.”
Of course, the Sussexes’ exact level of control remains murky. At press time, Buckingham Palace would only confirm that “key family members” will help shape the ceremony. Translation: Everyone’s name is on the roster, so of course Harry and Meghan get an invite to the planning committee.
So there you have it—Harry drafting seating plans, Meghan vetting the floral budget, and Charles probably rolling in his grave (just kidding). Did anyone expect a different outcome? No? Thought so. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and New York Post, The Daily Mail, The Mirror, Hello! Magazine
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