Hannah Berner 2025 Tour Ticket Prices Unveiled
Nothing says peak entertainment like shelling out fifty bucks to hear a stranger roast her own life—welcome to Hannah Berner’s 2025 stand-up tour ticket fiesta. According to Ticketmaster data and Pollstar estimates, general-admission seats kick off at a modest $25, because someone has to keep the lights on in comedy clubs. Premium floor sections range from $90 to $150, which might qualify as a midlife crisis but at least comes with a better view of spilled drinks. For those who confuse self-worth with price tags, VIP packages run a cool $250, featuring early entry, a meet-and-greet, and a signed tote bag that will inevitably end up collecting dust.
Berner’s spring itinerary hits over 30 cities, starting March 10 in Boston and wrapping up May 22 in Los Angeles. Fan-club presales open February 1, while the general public can join the laughter cavalry on February 5 via Ticketmaster’s website (per HannahBerner.com updates). Secondary markets like StubHub and SeatGeek have already inflated prices by up to 200 percent, so don’t be surprised when a $150 seat on the floor resurfaces for $450. That’s right—nothing says “must-see” quite like near-bankruptcy to prove your comedic loyalty.
City-by-city breakdown reveals the standard comedy club circuit: New York City dates pop up at the historic Gramercy Theatre, where tickets start at $30. Chicago’s The Vic lists GA for $35, bumping to $120 for those front-row believers. Smaller markets—hello, Kansas City and St. Louis—offer steals: $25 GA and $80 premium. But brace yourself for Miami, where “club tax” pushes floor seats to $160. Sources include statements from Hannah’s official newsletter and venue press releases.
Each stop promises Berner’s signature deadpan observations on everything from modern dating to avocado toast inflation—material apparently worth its weight in gold-flecked lattes. Expect a 90-minute set peppered with sarcastic zingers and unwanted life lessons. And when she quips about being “just like you” while standing under a spotlight, remember you paid for this existential crisis.
Ticket-buying tips: opt for early presale codes via Berner’s Patreon for a chance at slightly discounted access. Avoid last-minute resale unless you enjoy gut punches from dynamic pricing. Sign up for venue alerts to dodge surprise fees that make baggage claim charges seem charitable.
Berner’s tour is a financial roller coaster—thrills guaranteed, wallet recovery less so. Tune in next time for more overpriced laughs and questionable budget decisions.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and Ticketmaster, Pollstar, HannahBerner.com
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