Hailey Bieber Dazzles in Dress Crafted from 500 Watch Bands—Yes, Really
Here we are again, witnessing the latest in haute couture absurdity as Hailey Bieber turns heads in a dress made from 500 watch bands. Because nothing screams “I’m a fashion icon” quite like strapping your way into a statement piece that might double as a timepiece. At an event for her beauty venture Rhode on May 1 in Miami, Bieber flaunted a shimmering Marine Serre mini dress from the Fall 2025 collection—a creation so shiny it could blind a raccoon. According to Women’s Wear Daily, this dazzling outfit is not just a fashion choice; it’s a lifestyle statement, or perhaps a cry for help from a watch factory.
Fans flocked to her Instagram carousel to shower her with compliments, which is a nice way of saying they were shocked that this dress didn’t come with a set of batteries. One admirer even declared, “Hailey understood the assignment.” Well, if the assignment was to look like a disco ball that just got out of an argument with a Rolex, then mission accomplished. For accessories, she chose a matching pair of silver heels and an Audemars Piguet mini frosted Royal Oak watch valued at $38,000—because why not add a mortgage payment to an already expensive look?
But wait, there’s more. After slaying the evening in metallic magnificence, Bieber pulled a classic celebrity move and changed into a sultry bronze minidress from Dolce & Gabbana’s Fall 2004 collection—because one jaw-dropping outfit just isn’t enough for a Tuesday night in Miami. With a neckline so deep it could rival the Mariana Trench, she captioned her Instagram post, “❤️???? you Miami!” as if we didn’t already know she was the hottest thing in the room.
As for her beauty brand Rhode, it seems to be the perfect excuse for her to curate an exclusive line of essentials—aka overpriced moisturizer that promises to be “the one” you keep going back to. Because in a world filled with choices, who wouldn’t want to spend their hard-earned cash on the same moisturizer every day? “Our philosophy is making one of everything really good,” Bieber noted. Well, that sounds like a solid plan until you realize how many “one really good” things you need to buy to maintain your status as a modern-day fashionista.
In a universe where outfits can literally clock you in, Hailey Bieber proves once again that the only thing more extravagant than her wardrobe is her ability to make us question our own life choices. Tune in next time for more bad decisions and questionable life choices.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Women’s Wear Daily, Page Six
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