Glamorous Easter 2025: Kim’s Luxe Brunch & Celebrity Egg Hunts
Fantastic, a bunch of ultra-wealthy folks decided that dyeing eggs was the ultimate display of sophistication this Easter—and naturally they felt obliged to broadcast every pastel-colored moment. On April 20, 2025, Kim Kardashian threw yet another over-the-top Easter brunch at her Calabasas mansion, complete with designer bunnies, custom Tiffany & Co. egg holders, and a chocolate fountain that would make any dietician weep. “Blessed to spend Easter with my babies,” Kim captioned an Instagram post featuring North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm in matching Moncler puffer coats while delicately nibbling organic carrot crudités. TMZ’s social desk confirmed that the guest list included close pals like Kourtney and Khloé, all of whom clinked crystal Mimosas at precisely 11:30 a.m.—because obviously there’s a schedule for sugar highs.
Meanwhile, tennis icon Serena Williams opted for a more homey vibe in Palm Beach, posting a sweet video of daughter Olympia squealing during an impromptu egg hunt on their beachfront lawn. According to People Magazine, Serena hid exquisitely painted eggs fashioned by local artists under sun umbrellas and alongside her signature line of spring sportswear. Her husband, Alexis Ohanian, tagged along wearing a pastel polo, no doubt trying—and failing—to coordinate with the overall color scheme. Next door, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson shared a stoic snap of his daughters holding glow-in-the-dark eggs at the terrace of his Beverly Hills pad, insisting “real ninjas hunt at night.” E! Online cheekily pointed out that none of the eggs appeared to glow; guess Hollywood tech is as unreliable as the rest of us mortals’ phone batteries.
Over in Austin, Lance Armstrong kept it low-key with a backyard cookout and an egg hunt Granny-style, complete with plastic eggs full of gummy bears and a surprise visit from his four children. He quipped to Us Weekly, “At least I’ll win the sprint to the finish line for those last eggs,” though TMZ’s paparazzi noted he was outpaced by an enthusiastic pug named Max. Jennifer Lopez went full nostalgia, sharing archive footage of her 1980s Easter in The Bronx—earlier today she reposted that grainy VHS snippet to remind everyone that 4K isn’t everything.
Look, I don’t want to be the one to say it, but next time, maybe celebrate quietly instead of staging a photo op that costs more than my car. I told you so: if you’ve got too much money and too many helpers, even a humble egg hunt becomes a red-carpet affair. Did anyone expect a different outcome? No? Thought so. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things without great outrage.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ, People Magazine, E! Online, Us Weekly
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