Elvira Schools Meghan Markle’s Hair Game with a Viral Clapback
Low-key obsessed with this royal hair feud: horror hostess Elvira just schooled Meghan Markle over a recent “hair dig,” and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed in your feed. The drama kicked off when Meghan mentioned in a recent Vogue Australia interview (via People Magazine) that she sometimes skips salon visits and embraces her natural roots. Cue horror icon Elvira—aka Cassandra Peterson—who swooped in on X (formerly Twitter) with a cheeky: “Hey princess, if you ever need beauty advice or a killer eyeliner tutorial, you know where to find me.” That single line ignited a firestorm.
According to Us Weekly, fans immediately spotted Elvira’s playfully pointed barb as more than just campy humor—it was a statement about professional glam vs. DIY vibes. Meghan’s original quip wasn’t intended as a shade, but the internet interpreted it as a subtle jab at anyone who isn’t salon-obsessed. Elvira, ever the show-woman, seized her moment, leaning into her “Mistress of the Dark” persona with perfect gothic flair. She even tagged a handful of leading stylists and beauty influencers, practically daring Meghan to take her up on the offer.
Social media went into overdrive. TikTok creators compiled side-by-side clips of Meghan’s sleek royal waves next to Elvira’s iconic jet-black bangs, while Instagram stories voted on who “won” the style showdown. Page Six reported that hair salons in L.A. saw a 20 percent spike in gothic-inspired consultations within 24 hours of Elvira’s post—proof that the queen of camp still holds major sway over beauty trends.
Beauty insiders tell Celebrity Storm that Elvira’s jab is a textbook example of “celebrity cross-promotion”—she reminded everyone why her 1980s horror hosting still resonates in 2024. Meanwhile, Meghan’s team has stayed mum, focusing on her upcoming projects rather than online spats. Both sides have credibility: Meghan’s Vogue feature has been praised for authenticity (Vogue Australia, May 2024), and Elvira’s syndicated “Movie Macabre” reruns keep cult fanbases hooked (SYFY Channel listings, April 2024).
So where does this leave us? With a viral feud that doubles as free marketing for two very different beauty approaches: royal minimalism vs. gothic glamour. It’s a reminder that in celebrity land, one offhand remark can spiral into the buzziest trending topic overnight. If lip service to self-care and killer lashes is your jam, choose your side accordingly.
Anyway, that’s the tea. Do with it what you will.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Us Weekly, Page Six, Vogue Australia, SYFY Channel listings
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