Diddy’s Obama-Faced Ecstasy Pill Allegations Heat Up Courtroom
Brace yourself for another apex moment of celebrity debauchery: Diddy allegedly popped ecstasy pills molded into Barack Obama’s face at a Miami party. In a Los Angeles courtroom on May 19, 2025, former assistant Cassandra Gordon testified under oath that back in December 2018, Sean “Diddy” Combs casually offered these novelty pills to guests while celebrating his birthday in South Beach. If you thought celebrity trials were running out of steam, this testimony smells like desperation—and pure PR fuel.
According to transcripts obtained by TMZ and corroborated by People Magazine, Gordon painted a vivid picture of pill trays stamped with Obama’s profile, which Diddy distributed “like it was candy.” She claims the pills hit harder than your average E, and that Combs even joked about the “historic” branding. Gordon’s account comes amid Diddy’s countersuit, where he’s accused of wrongdoing in a peer compensation dispute. The pop-culture twist? A high-profile rapper allegedly turning former President Obama’s likeness into party favors.
Court records reveal Gordon first met Combs in 2017; she’s now suing him for unpaid overtime and wrongful termination. During her deposition, she described Diddy’s entourage treating the Obama-shaped ecstasy like collectible merch. Sources say she detailed how security handled the stash and later disposed of it once it “got too hot.” Diddy’s legal team wasted no time branding this as “outright fabrication” and “a bid for undue attention,” per a statement filed by his attorney to the LA Times.
The ridiculously specific pill shape may sound like satire, yet Gordon’s firm recollection adds an almost cinematic flair to an otherwise run-of-the-mill contract dispute. Legal analysts cited by Rolling Stone note that if the jury buys into Gordon’s credibility, Diddy faces not only reputational damage but potential federal attention over illegal substances disguised with a former president’s visage—a sure ticket to national headlines.
Still, a hefty dose of skepticism is warranted: producing pills that perfectly replicate Obama’s facial contours isn’t exactly cheap, nor is it standard club swag. Without lab reports tying seized samples to Combs’s circle, this remains an explosion of gossip rather than airtight evidence. Meanwhile, Diddy’s camp insists no such pills ever made it to his events and that Gordon’s story has too many holes to pass a drug-distribution inspection.
So there you have it—celebrity excess meets courtroom theatrics. Expect more fireworks when next week’s cross-examination starts. That’s today’s slice of insanity. You’re welcome.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ
People Magazine
The Los Angeles Times
Rolling Stone
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