Daily Show Eviscerates RFK Jr.’s ‘Autism Epidemic’ Theory
Brace yourself for a masterclass in unwanted advice as a conspiracy theorist-turned-health secretary decrees that autism is “preventable” and an “epidemic” while somehow forgetting that autistic people exist. In his inaugural press briefing, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. opined that kids on the spectrum “will never pay taxes,” prompting collective eye rolls across late‑night TV. Enter Ronny Chieng of The Daily Show, who wasted no time in debunking the notion that people living with autism are doomed to a life of financial freeloading—unless you count tuition on art history degrees. Chieng quipped that if RFK Jr. truly believes autistic individuals can’t contribute, he might want to check Elon Musk’s bank statements—or his government‑toppling tweets—since the billionaire proudly shares an Asperger’s diagnosis. The segment cut to Kennedy’s barrage of “expert” blurbs: “They’ll never hold a job, never play baseball, never write a poem, never go out on a date.” Chieng responded with surgical precision, pointing out that heirs of the Kennedy dynasty perhaps shouldn’t be the arbiters of life’s value, especially when they mistake tax receipts for human worth. He deadpanned that preventing kids from writing poems might save us all from existential dread, and wondered aloud who appointed RFK Jr. as the gatekeeper of joy—does he have a rubber stamp hidden in his desk? Autism advocacy groups, including Autism Speaks and the Autistic Self Advocacy Network, swiftly issued statements condemning the health chief’s remarks, calling them outdated and offensive. They reminded everyone that autism is a spectrum, not a punchline. Meanwhile, snippets from Comedy Central confirm that The Daily Show’s live audience sat in stunned silence before erupting in laughter at RFK Jr.’s misfires. Even mainstream outlets like HuffPost and Reuters noted that the administration’s top public‑health spokesman seems more interested in clickbait than public service. The takeaway? A monologue that smacks of irony and a reminder that sarcasm can be an effective public‑health tool when dry humor lays bare absurdity. Because if you can’t trust a late‑night comedian to school a health secretary on basic science, who can you trust? Tune in next time for more dazzling demonstrations of unforced errors and ill‑advised proclamations—preferably before someone else declares they’ve “cured” common sense.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and HuffPost, Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Reuters
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