Cruz Beckham Silences Wedding Sabotage Rumor

Brace yourself for more celebrity theatrics—Cruz Beckham just stepped up to debunk the latest headline-grabbing fiasco about his mum sabotaging a family member’s nuptials. In a no-nonsense Instagram post this week, the teenager flatly denied claims that Victoria Beckham “ruined” Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz’s lavish wedding. According to new tabloid chatter, posh mom Victoria was supposedly miffed at not having creative control and stormed out of the ceremony. Cruz’s clapback? “Totally false,” he wrote, adding that he was actually in attendance and witnessed zero drama.

Let’s cut through the fluff: this rumor first surfaced via a columnist at The Sun who alleged Victoria threw a tantrum over seating charts. The Daily Mail doubled down, suggesting she felt “snubbed” when her design ideas went unused. But People Magazine reached out to multiple insiders—and found no evidence of a Beckham breakdown amid the floral arrangements. TMZ even noted that family videos shared by Brooklyn show a smiling Victoria mingling happily, gown and all, with well-wishers well into the night.

Here’s the no-BS timeline. The Peltz–Beckham wedding took place in April 2022, complete with custom-lit chalets, celeb guests like Eva Longoria, and a reportedly $3 million price tag. It’s been two years of glowing photo dumps and joint interviews that painted a picture of familial harmony—until this week, that is. Cue the unnamed “source” claiming Victoria felt sidelined. Cruz’s retort essentially boils down to: if something this dramatic occurred, I’d have filmed it—because I actually attended.

In true Sarcastic Cynic fashion, we have to ask: who benefits from stirring the pot now? Possibly copy-hungry tabloids grasping for clicks in a wedding anniversary lull. Meanwhile, Cruz’s post went up with a simple caption and zero emojis, signaling this isn’t a trend he’ll entertain. He even teased “next time you want the tea, ask me first,” which felt more like a mic-drop than a social media shout-out.

So what’s the takeaway? Celebrity gossip thrives on half-baked “exclusives” and unnamed sources. When push comes to shove, the only thing Victoria may have spoiled is a few scathing headlines. And Cruz? He’s officially the family’s first line of rumor defense.

And there you have it—another rumor tamed with zero drama. You’re welcome.

Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, The Daily Mail, TMZ
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