Conan O’Brien and Ryan Reynolds Roast Meghan Markle’s Montecito Jam
You likely haven’t pieced together this whole jam kerfuffle yet, so let me walk you through it step by painstaking step. Over the weekend, Conan O’Brien and Ryan Reynolds served up a double helping of gentle mockery aimed squarely at Meghan Markle’s artisanal jam venture—yes, you heard that right. According to People Magazine (March 17, 2023), Conan couldn’t resist poking fun on his Late Night show when he brandished a jar labeled “Made from the oils of Montecito,” quipping that it sounded more like a luxury moisturizer than something spreadable. He deadpanned, “If this makes me glow like a duchess, I’ll take two jars—on my bagel, of course.” Cue the laugh track.
Now, I’m sure you missed the follow-up tweet from Reynolds on March 18, 2023, so let me simplify: he slyly chimed in with, “Where do I sign up for the VIP oil subscription?” Reynolds’s playful jab was noted by Page Six, which highlighted how the Deadpool star is no stranger to roasting fellow celebs—especially when there’s a quirky product involved. And yes, the ink was barely dry on Conan’s on-air zinger before social media lit up with Roland Emmerich–level buzz about Meghan’s snacky side hustle.
Here’s what you need to remember: Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, partnered late last year with a small-batch food company to launch a line of lemon-and-olive-oil preserves inspired by her new Southern California digs. Forbes broke the initial story back in November 2022, noting limited runs and premium pricing (around $25 per jar). So while superfans lined up for the “Montecito Marmalade,” late-night hosts saw an easy target for a few laughs. Conan’s bit riffed on the idea that you’d need a wine cellar to store three jars, and Reynolds’s retort added an extra dollop of cheek.
And before you ask, yes, Meghan’s team quietly confirmed to E! News on March 19 that the labels truly do reference “oil-infused” fruit, though they insist it’s all in good fun—no royal decrees here. The Duchess isn’t issuing any cease-and-desist letters; instead, she’s reportedly amused by the attention (and maybe boosting sales in the process).
If your mind is still boggled by this bizarre cross-section of royalty, late-night banter, and gourmet pantry staples, don’t worry—I’ve got your back. Watch Conan’s full clip on YouTube, skim Reynolds’s timeline, and snag a jar if you dare. Trust me, that’ll clear everything right up. Hopefully that wasn’t too complicated for you.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Page Six, Forbes, E! News
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