Brittany Cartwright Unmasks Jax Taylor’s Cringey Fake Instagram Alter Ego
Look, I didn’t sign up to babysit Bravo stars, but Jax Taylor just handed Brittany Cartwright—and the rest of us—a showstopper of social-media self-flattery. During the June 17 episode of The Valley, Brittany gleefully rattled off Jax’s latest misstep: a burner Instagram profile under the name “Frank Dremon” where he not-so-stealthily compliments his own ego.
Brittany, who shares 4-year-old Cruz with her estranged husband, rolled her eyes so hard you could hear it through your TV. She’d already known about “Frank Dremon” – Jax’s excuse for perusing the ‘Gram incognito – but nothing prepared her for the cringe-fest comments he’d been leaving. Under a post boasting “Jax Taylor Ready to Be the No. 1 Guy in the Group,” Frank typed, “He’s a legend,” only to have a fan clap back, “In his own mind.” According to E! Online and People Magazine, Brittany nearly spit out her chardonnay when she saw that gem.
The plot thickened when Frank accidentally slid into her DMs. Brittany revealed an unsolicited message begging, “Please answer the phone like I did for you. I’m dead,” which she took as proof that the hunky reality star himself was manning his own troll account. Cue Janet Caperna’s mortified giggles—she’s Brittany’s co-conspirator in this digital roast, and let’s just say she was “second-hand embarrassed” for him.
Between gasps of laughter, the friends scrolled through more of Frank’s clapbacks: “Called click bait honey,” “People literally separate every day reality stars are no different,” and the pièce de résistance, “Not a fan of that new girl… She looks thirsty to be on TV.” It’s the sort of amateur-hour trolling you’d expect from a bored teen, not a grown man fresh out of a 30-day rehab stint for addiction and mental-health issues.
While the exes duke it out online, Brittany’s busy reclaiming their L.A. pad. With the house still in both names but effectively hers, she’s planning a full-blown sanctification: new locks, fresh paint, maybe burning some rogue selfie snaps for good measure. And don’t even get her started on Jax’s post-rehab priorities—she’s convinced he cares more about Botox and blow-outs than quality time with Cruz.
Jax, meanwhile, admits in his own confessional that signing divorce papers “is devastating” after ten years of ups, downs, and public blow-ups (as seen on Vanderpump Rules). But let’s be real: if you’re digging secret burner accounts to boost your own legend status, maybe you don’t get to play victim.
So there you have it—another Bravo meltdown with more self-sabotage than you can shake a selfie stick at. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! Online, People Magazine
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