Bobby Valentino Joins Ray J for Sunset Bus Blowout on TMZ After Dark Tour
Bobby Valentino made a surprise appearance on Ray J’s TMZ After Dark Tour bus on Saturday night.
I’m Sage Matthews, tipping over my coffee at 2 AM because apparently this is our reality now. Another day, another nightclub-on-wheels confirming that society’s idea of fun peaked in 2003.
The “Slow Down” singer stepped onto the party bus midway down Sunset Boulevard after hearing it was the place to be. Ray J, fresh off celebrating the 20th anniversary of his hit “One Wish,” hosted a two-hour rolling rave packed with flashing lights, booming party anthems, and enough spilled drinks to drown a small village. For someone convinced we’re all doomed, watching A-list pals hop on a mobile nightclub felt like witnessing the last gasps of a world that once cared about subtlety.
Sources at TMZ confirmed the bus was a tight fit, but Valentino insisted it only added to the charm. He told TMZ that he wanted to support his longtime friend and couldn’t resist checking out DJ Myles P’s soundtracks—everything from vintage R&B to modern club tracks. “It’s like a nightclub with wheels,” Valentino joked, ignoring my inner voice screaming, “Please stop promoting excess at 3 AM.”
By the time the bus rolled onto Hollywood and Santa Monica Boulevard, guests were dancing in every nook and cranny. Ray J, decked out in leather and nostalgia, shared with the TMZ cameras why he keeps coming back for more: hosting the tour gives him a front-row seat to “pure, unfiltered celebration.” He even hinted that Friday nights are next, so the rolling circus will expand its reign of neon-lit chaos.
In true TMZ fashion, we also squeezed out the ubiquitous love-life updates. Valentino teased that he’s “keeping things low-key” but didn’t deny a new romance. It’s the kind of vague, late-night gossip that fuels tabloids and ensures this bus tour will be selling out faster than cognitive health retreats in a dystopian novel.
While the tour’s success might seem like harmless fun, it feels more like a fever dream—proof that we’ll cling to any glittering distraction as long as the world keeps spinning off its axis. Ray J’s bus bash is sold out week after week, so if you want to join this carousel of neon regret, better book your Friday night ticket now.
Anyway, buckle up for the next edition of mobile mayhem—and remember: when reality is too bleak, you can always dance your existential dread away.
This will definitely age well… said no one ever.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ
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