Anna Camp Says Her 7-Year Marriage Felt Like a One-Night Stand
Another chapter in Tinseltown’s romance novel: Anna Camp just rebranded her seven-year marriage as a one-night stand.
In a candid interview with People Magazine, the Pitch Perfect star described her union with Michael Mosley as the longest one-night stand in history.
That’s right, folks—if this were a sprint, she somehow signed up for the marathon by mistake.
They tied the knot in 2007 after a whirlwind romance, but Camp now says the relationship lacked… well, commitment.
She joked that some nights felt about as adventurous as watching paint dry, which, considering the Hollywood nightlife, is practically homicide.
The divorce papers filed in 2013 quietly severed the legal bond, though emotionally, Camp says it felt over long before her signature hit the line.
When asked if she had any regrets, Camp deadpanned that the only thing more awkward than a botched bridal party was the realization that seven years doesn’t always add up to happiness.
Michael Mosley, a filmmaker she credits with early career support, declined to comment beyond confirming the split’s amicable nature.
Apparently, the only drama he directed these days is his Instagram grid, which is still more exciting than their marriage finale.
Anna’s quip comes amid a recent wave of celebrity confessions, but few comparisons slice through the fluff like labeling a multi-year marriage a fleeting tryst.
Fans flocked to social media to applaud her honesty, with many noting that she might have just invented the ‘extended cameo’ genre of matrimony.
Of course, in the grand tradition of Hollywood, next comes the movie adaptation—or at least a tabloid-friendly documentary.
Camp’s current relationship status is blissfully single, which she says feels like upgrading from dial-up to fiber-optic.
She teased that her dating life now has real stakes—no more stretching a casual fling into a full-time job.
Because nothing says personal growth like refusing to sign up for round two of emotional endurance training.
Sources close to Camp hint she’s plotting a book deal, possibly titled How to Exit Stage Left without a Standing Ovation.
If Hollywood is listening, this story has all the ingredients: humor, hindsight, and a cautionary tale for anyone who confuses longevity with success.
Camp’s candid metaphor has gone viral, racking up thousands of reactions and sparking a flurry of think-pieces about the durability of celebrity marriages.
In summary, if you’re wondering how to make a seven-year commitment sound spontaneous, just ask Anna Camp: she’s got a punchline for that too.
Tune in next time for more bad decisions and questionable life choices—this circus never takes a day off.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Dotdash Meredith
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
