Amanda Bynes Embraces Ozempic in Bold 40-Pound Weight-Loss Quest

Hold onto your latte—this gossip is percolating hot and fast! I have to spill: former Nickelodeon sweetheart Amanda Bynes just announced she’s kicking off a Ozempic weight-loss journey—and honey, it’s more dramatic than her pink-and-green hair reveal. In a June 22 TikTok clip (yes, the one where she’s dyeing her locks like a caffeine-fueled unicorn), the 39-year-old star shared that she’s “so excited” to start injecting the GLP-1 medication, aiming to drop from 173 pounds to a sleek 130. According to E! Online, Amanda’s prime motivation is paparazzi-ready confidence—no more weird-angle double chins in those hungry-lens photos!
Over-caffeinated Aunt Who can’t help but note: she’s already promising to document every Ozempic update on social media. And given Bynes’s past transparency—like her May 18 TikTok where she flashed matching Roman numeral X tattoos on her finger (to celebrate a decade of friendship with pal Dylan)—we know she’ll keep us posted on progress, side effects, cheerleading, and maybe even some smoothie recipes.
But wait, there’s more in the Bynes bonanza! Before Ozempic, Amanda quietly marked her new “chapter” in April by launching an OnlyFans account priced at $50 per month. Don’t freak out—it’s all PG-13. She stressed on Instagram Stories that she’s “just there to chat with my fans through DMs” with zero sleazy content. Talk about boundary-setting, right?
And guess who’s reinventing themselves next? Bynes has already checked off Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising grad (2019), conservatorship liberation champ (2022 after nine years), and short-lived podcast host (the debut episode got rave reviews but she pivoted). Now she’s eyeing a manicurist license for a reliable career change—hey, consistent pinky-finger perfection paid by the hour sounds deliciously stable.
Meanwhile, celebrity circle tea confirms GLP-1 drugs are trending: Rosie O’Donnell flaunted her Mounjaro-driven transformation on Instagram in May, writing “I can’t believe this is me now!” Singer Meghan Trainor and husband Daryl Sabara teamed up on Mounjaro (low dose plus balanced meals) after pals and docs gave glowing reviews. And Kendra Wilkinson? She tried one unnamed weight-loss shot then tossed it, citing “too many horror stories” about ER visits and surgeries via her Instagram Stories in April. Amanda’s in smart company, but let’s see if she sticks it out.
Between pastel hair moments, tattoo tributes, family-friendly OnlyFans, and now an Ozempic regime, Amanda Bynes is serving plot twists faster than I can sip this triple-shot espresso. What’s next—did someone say mani-pedi masterclass with a side of paparazzi-proof poses? Whew! I swear, I could gab about this all day. Watch this space: the Amanda glow-up show is just beginning, and you know I’ll be caffeinated to the max covering every juicy detail!
Sources: Celebrity Storm and E! Online, TikTok (Amanda Bynes June 22 video), Instagram Stories (Amanda Bynes), People Magazine, Rosie O’Donnell Instagram, Meghan Trainor Workin’ On It podcast, Kendra Wilkinson Instagram Stories
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