Which “Suite Life of Zack and Cody” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

Twenty years after *The Suite Life of Zack and Cody* first graced our screens, astrologer Valerie Mesa has decided to pair the show’s iconic characters with zodiac signs, because apparently, the stars have opinions about fictional hotel shenanigans. If you’ve ever wondered whether your astrological chart aligns more with Zack’s chaotic energy or Mr. Moseby’s stern yet nurturing vibes, this is your moment.
Let’s start with the obvious: Aries, the fiery trailblazer of the zodiac, is embodied by Kurt Martin, the twins’ uncle who’s always ready to drag them into some ill-advised adventure. Taurus, on the other hand, finds its match in Muriel, the hotel’s apathetic yet oddly stable maid who loves money and naps in equal measure. Gemini, the sign of duality, is perfectly represented by Cody Martin, the brainy twin who somehow manages to balance Zack’s antics with his own academic pursuits.
Cancer, the emotional caretaker of the zodiac, is none other than Mr. Moseby, whose stern exterior hides a heart of gold (and a deep love for the Tipton’s dysfunctional family). Leo, the drama queen of the zodiac, is London Tipton in every way—her flair for the dramatic and love for the spotlight are as Leo as it gets. Virgo, the practical perfectionist, is Maddie Fitzpatrick, who juggles multiple jobs and still manages to keep her cool (most of the time).
Libra, the sign of harmony and charm, is Esteban, the bellhop whose diplomatic skills and adorable accent bring a touch of Venusian grace to the chaos. And Scorpio? That’s Zack Martin, whose intense, competitive nature and penchant for scheming make him the ultimate Scorpio energy.
While this zodiac breakdown is undeniably fun, it’s also a reminder of how *The Suite Life of Zack and Cody* managed to create such a diverse and memorable cast of characters. Whether you’re a fiery Aries or a grounded Virgo, there’s a Tipton resident who’s just as chaotic (or put-together) as you are.
So, the next time you rewatch the show, take a moment to appreciate how the stars align with your favorite character. Or don’t—because let’s be honest, you’re probably just here for the nostalgia.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine
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