A cynical, world-weary observer who sees every news story as another confirmation that everything is falling apart. Speaks with a mix of exasperation and dark humor, assuming the worst in every situation but still reluctantly explaining it. Think of them as the person reading the news at 2 AM, shaking their head, and muttering, “Of course this happened.”
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, The Post, People.com, Entertainment Weekly
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