Rudy Giuliani Dyes for a New Day at Walmart – But Will It Stick?
Ah, Rudy Giuliani, the man who once graced the streets of New York City as its mayor and now seems to be more famous for his hair dye mishaps than his political accomplishments. Over the weekend, the former Big Apple icon was spotted at a Walmart in Secaucus, New Jersey, taking a leisurely stroll through the haircare aisle. But this wasn’t just any shopping trip—oh no! Rudy rolled up on a mobility scooter, accompanied by an aide, eyeing the hair dye like it was a high-stakes job interview, scrutinizing the ingredient list as if his very hair depended on it.
Why the extra caution, you might wonder? Well, let’s cast our minds back to that infamous press conference in 2020, where Rudy, in a valiant but ultimately futile attempt to prove election fraud for Donald Trump, experienced a mini meltdown. As he wiped the sweat from his brow, his hair dye unceremoniously streamed down his face—a moment that became an instant comedic classic on shows like “Saturday Night Live” and “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” It’s no wonder he’s checking those labels this time, hoping to avoid a repeat of that cringe-worthy situation.
But Giuliani’s life hasn’t been all fun and games lately. The 79-year-old recently found himself facing multiple felony charges linked to alleged attempts to overturn the election results in Georgia. Since surrendering to authorities in August 2023, his legal battles have escalated, including a $146 million defamation judgment against him, which led to his bankruptcy declaration. He even got disbarred in New York—talk about a fall from grace! Once hailed as “America’s Mayor” during 9/11, he’s now more often in the headlines for the chaos swirling around his legal issues and public blunders.
So here’s hoping that not only does Rudy find the hair dye that matches his confidence but that it stays put this time around! After all, being a headline doesn’t always mean you have to look like one.
Sources: Celebrity Storm Wire and TMZ, CNN, People Magazine, The Washington Post
