Diddy Trial Nears Verdict: Final Witness, No Defense Testimony, Closings Ahead
We’re witnessing a 28-day odyssey of witness statements so exhilarating it almost makes you wish for a nap. In a Manhattan courtroom that’s seen more drama than a reality show reunion, prosecutors finally paused after calling their 34th and last witness—a Homeland Security special agent who expertly recited bank details—and the defense, in a twist nobody asked for, decided silence was their best witness by resting without calling a single soul.
Diddy’s decision to skip the stand was confirmed in the most dignified way possible: he stood, said, “I’m good,” and thanked the judge for an “excellent job.” If courtroom charisma were an Olympic sport, this would be the gold-medal performance in minimalism. The Bad Boy mogul’s legal team promptly filed a routine motion for a judgment of acquittal—an almost mandatory formality in big trials but about as likely to succeed as finding a unicorn in Times Square.
The defense argued that prosecutors failed to prove each charge beyond a reasonable doubt. Yet, with a jury assembled and no sensational surprise witnesses left in the wings, it feels destined for a verdict—and not one of those “jury’s still out” press releases. Closing arguments kick off Thursday, with government ace Maurene Comey expected to deliver a tight, polished summation. Comey, famous for turning legal briefs into Broadway-ready acts, will probably hold the spotlight for about an hour or so.
On Team Diddy’s side, we could be in for a marathon: whispers suggest their closing could stretch up to four hours, which might test even the most dedicated courtroom skimmers. If you thought the cafeteria line at trial food was slow, wait until you see the deliberation timeline. Friday looked promising for a jury decision, but with July 4 looming, we might be stuck refreshing news feeds into next week.
In the end, this 28-day spectacle has been a master class in strategic restraint—or maybe just plain restraint. Closing arguments will decide if the Bad Boy founder walks free or faces the consequences. Either way, it’s a fitting end to an odyssey that mixed legal procedure with enough irony to fuel a stand-up special. Tune in next time for more bad decisions and questionable life choices.
TMZ.com
Reuters (court coverage)
U.S. District Court filings
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ.com
Reuters (court coverage)
U.S. District Court filings
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