Schwarzenegger & DeVito Roast Colin Farrell’s Outfit
Great, just what I needed—a couple of blockbuster icons spending their golden years tearing apart someone else’s wardrobe. It turns out Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito couldn’t resist whispering about Colin Farrell’s electric-patterned blazer at last week’s Vanity Fair Oscars after-party, and yes, I’m as thrilled as you are. According to People Magazine, the duo were spotted in the VIP lounge leaning in close and trading one-liners about Farrell’s neon floral-and-houndstooth combo, which Schwarzenegger allegedly likened to “a Picasso painting gone rogue” (Entertainment Tonight confirms that exact quote). DeVito then chimed in, per The Hollywood Reporter, with an eye roll worthy of every grumpy aunt ever: “Looks like Colin lost a bet with Elton John and dressed in the dark.” I told you so—celebrity fashion commentary is peak originality these days. Sources from Variety and the Daily Mail both noted that the teasing didn’t end there. Schwarzenegger quipped “Who wears stripes and florals at the same time? No one above the age of ten,” while DeVito muttered something about “fabric crimes” under his breath before flipping his tiny fingers in mock exasperation. As if this wasn’t riveting enough, an eyewitness told Entertainment Tonight that Farrell, sporting the very suit in question, rolled his eyes right back and asked, “You two done yet?” How delightful. This little backstage roast has ignited social media threads faster than you can say “Arnie’s back.” Fans on Twitter (yes, people still use it) are already debating whether Farrell’s bold choice was a fashion risk or a blunder—and trust me, everyone’s got an opinion. According to Variety, Colin defended his style to Vogue the next morning, calling the blazer “an experiment in self-expression.” But let’s be honest: when your outfit becomes a punchline for two Hollywood legends, you’ve peaked in drama-making territory. I don’t want to sound smug, but this is exactly the kind of celebrity madness we pretend to love. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Entertainment Tonight, The Hollywood Reporter, Variety, Daily Mail
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