Josh Allen’s Ex Stuns in NYC Mini Dress After Hailee Steinfeld Wedding
Fantastic, Josh Allen’s former flame decided to treat New York City like her personal runway the weekend after his June 1 wedding to Hailee Steinfeld—because nothing says “I’m over you” like a dress so tiny it defies both gravity and common sense. TMZ cameras (TMZ, June 2, 2025) spotted her sashaying through SoHo in a red micro mini with spaghetti straps, paired with chunky sneakers and sunglasses that screamed “I told you so.” She even paused for an Instagram Story at a rooftop bar, captioning her cocktail “Cheers to fresh starts”—presumably a dig at the new Mrs. Allen. Meanwhile, insider reports via E! News confirm the couple tied the knot in a star-studded backyard ceremony in Los Angeles, complete with Hailee’s dad walking her down the aisle (People, June 3, 2025). Yet Ms. Ex-Girlfriend looked completely unfazed, treating the Big Apple’s cobblestones like they were her own personal catwalk. Rumor has it she grabbed avocado toast at a trendy café before popping into a pilates studio—because self-care is the new petty revenge, apparently. And yes, she wore that same tiny dress straight from workout to brunch, which is either peak dedication or “I don’t own a mirror” energy. Sources on the ground say a few onlookers whispered, “Isn’t that Allen’s ex?” and she just flashed a victory grin, as if to say, “Game over, quarterback.” Of course, nobody expected her to weep into a frappé while flipping through wedding photos—surprise, surprise. She’s still following Allen’s Instagram (standard ex etiquette) but appears more invested in tagging friends in memes than crying into her pillow. Page Six notes that this isn’t her first post-split power move—she allegedly live-tweeted her first post-breakup vacation in Palm Springs last month (Page Six, May 2025). If you ask me, the moral of the story is obvious: exes will always find a way to flex on your nuptials, so don’t get too comfortable with that bridal bliss. And finally, if you’re taking fashion advice, let this be your cautionary tale: dresses have tiny limits, and so do our tolerance levels for celebrity stunt dressing. Well, that was a waste of time. Moving on. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and TMZ, People Magazine, E! News, Page Six
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