Robin Thicke Finally Ties the Knot with April Love Geary After Six-Year Engagement
Well, isn’t this just the pinnacle of Hollywood persistence? Robin Thicke and April Love Geary have officially walked down the aisle after a marathon six-year engagement, proving that true love—or really good negotiation skills—eventually pays off. The couple, who first sparked engagement rumors in December 2018 when April flaunted that sparkling oval ring on Instagram, said “I do” in an intimate California ceremony earlier this month. Close friends like John Legend and Chrissy Teigen reportedly attended, according to People Magazine, while E! News confirms the newlyweds exchanged vows beneath a canopy of blush roses on April 6.
Of course, you’d think after waiting six years they’d cut straight to the honeymoon phase—but no, they made sure to drape the venue in enough rustic-chic decor to make every event planner sweat. I told you so: when celebrities have boatloads of cash, you end up with Instagram stories of a 12-tier cake rather than saving for something practical. The bride arrived in a custom-made silk gown by Vera Wang, complete with illusion lace sleeves, while the groom sported a classic black tux with skinny lapels—very on-brand for the man behind “Blurred Lines.” According to a source close to the couple (shout-out to TMZ for the late-night tip-off), Robin sobbed through his vows, which were apparently heavy on promises to always do dishes and “never skip date night again.” Sure, buddy.
Let’s not forget the real VIPs: their three adorable children—daughters Mia, born December 2018, and Lola, born July 2020, plus son Luca, born October 2021—who served as ring bearer and flower girls, tripping down the aisle in miniature tuxedos and tulle skirts. I’m not saying it was over the top, but April’s pregnant glow (insiders whisper that baby number four might be arriving this fall) practically lit up the sunset photos. By the end of the night, the newlyweds made their grand exit through a tunnel of sparklers, because nothing screams “end of an era” like a cinematic farewell.
So yes, Robin and April have officially sealed the deal—six years of engagement, three kids, one wedding, and countless social media teases later. Did anyone expect a different outcome? No? Thought so. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, E! News, TMZ
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