Justin Theroux’s Dog vs. Victoria Beckham Heel: Designer Drama Unleashed
Fantastic. Celebrity footwear meets canine carnage, and surprise, it involves Justin Theroux. His latest Instagram post shows a once-pristine Victoria Beckham heel—worn by wife Nicole Bloom—now reduced to chewed-up scraps after his dog apparently discovered the ultimate luxury chew toy. I don’t *want* to break it to you, but we’re all watching a multimillionaire meltdown over ruined designer shoes. The snap, first flagged by People Magazine, captures a pink stiletto missing its back strap, surrounded by tufts of fur. You read that right: a Victoria Beckham original, retailing for nearly $1,000, now looks like a school art project gone wrong.
Justin’s caption? “When your dog thinks couture equals chew toy,” followed by a weary face emoji. Readers of the Dotdash Meredith RSS feed confirmed his post went live on October 1, and by afternoon, fans had flooded the comments with a predictable mix of sympathy and schadenfreude. One Instagram user quipped, “That dog has better taste than my ex,” while another asked, “Can we talk about how you still wore dog hair in that photo?” You heard it here: even designer labels aren’t safe from pup-teeth peril.
Let’s break down the obvious, because apparently someone has to. First, never leave your pricey shoes lying around. Second, dogs don’t differentiate between suede and tennis balls. Third, celebrities will share every embarrassing detail because #content. Nicole Bloom herself hasn’t publicly responded, but insiders tell Dotdash Meredith that she’s “visibly annoyed” and planning stricter shoe storage protocols. I told you so—put your valuables on a high shelf, folks.
This little saga also raises the classic question: why is a Hollywood couple posting everyday mishaps for likes? According to People’s sources, Justin’s post was partly a humblebrag about his dog’s “iconoclastic taste.” In other words, turning pet destruction into clickbait. As for Victoria Beckham, there’s no official comment from her brand, but let’s be honest: her team is probably drafting new “How to protect your heels from pets” guidelines as we speak.
Did anyone expect a different outcome? No? Thought so. This saga reminds us that even red-carpet royalty can’t escape chewed-up consequences when they cross paths with a determined pup. And that, dear reader, is why we can’t have nice things.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Dotdash Meredith RSS Feed
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