Inside Mary Lou Retton’s Wine-Fueled DUI Bust
Here we go again with the golden girl trading gymnastics for grappling with legalese: Olympic icon Mary Lou Retton was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after police say they found a full bottle of wine chilling in her passenger seat and caught her slurring every other word. According to People Magazine and local Montgomery County, Texas, records, deputies pulled Retton over late last month after spotting her vehicle drifting over the fog line. When they approached, her speech was less “Nadia Comăneci perfect tens” and more slurred confession. Cops reported smelling alcohol on her breath and noted she couldn’t walk a straight line during field sobriety tests that ended with an involuntary face-palm.
Deputies documented the scene on dash-cam footage, clearly showing a 750ml bottle of red wine perched next to the center console. Retton allegedly admitted she “had a couple of glasses,” while waving off concerns with a halfhearted, “I’m fine.” Spoiler alert: that excuse didn’t hold much weight with the officer’s chemical test. She was booked into the county jail, slapped with a bond set at $2,500, and released hours later—no gold medal ceremony, just a mug shot.
Despite the evidence, Retton’s spokesperson insisted this was all a huge misunderstanding, pointing to a pending test result and pledging full cooperation. Sure thing. Meanwhile, court documents from February 25, 2024 outline charges for driving while intoxicated, failure to maintain a single lane, and having an open container. If convicted, she could face fines, license suspension, and mandatory community service—certainly not the podium podium she’s used to. Publicist quotes are already pouring in about “mitigating factors” and “respect for the legal process,” but let’s be real: it’s a familiar playbook when celebrities flop.
Fans are torn between rallying behind their childhood hero and quietly updating Google with “Mary Lou Retton DUI details.” Social-media chatter ranges from schadenfreude to genuine concern—because yes, people still care about Olympians beyond the vault. Whether Retton sputters an apology tour or doubles down on “I’m innocent” soundbites, expect plenty of court date coverage and terse statements. This isn’t exactly how you want to turn headlines at 54 years old, especially when your legacy includes vault-perfect routines, not vehicular stumbles.
Stay tuned for the next installment in this legal gymnastics saga: Will she land a plea deal, or will the bottle of wine become Exhibit A in a courtroom drama? That’s today’s dose of reality. You’re welcome.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and People Magazine, Montgomery County (TX) Sheriff’s Office report, Dotdash Meredith feed
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