Dakota Johnson Admits Pedro Pascal Urged Her to Launch OnlyFans
Here we are, gleefully excavating yet another clipping from the celebrity dumpster fire. In a freshly unearthed Elle UK interview (via HuffPost’s Trends Reporter), “Materialists” star Dakota Johnson confessed that her co-star Pedro Pascal once pitched the idea of her starting an OnlyFans subscription page—because nothing says “Hollywood success” like toe-wiggling for extra cash. Johnson, in a Q&A segment timed for maximum late-night doomscrolling, shared Pascal’s exact words: “You should have an OnlyFans … you could just like wiggle your toe and make money.” She paused, shrugged, and skeptically asked herself, “Should I do that?”
Cluelessly honest as ever, Johnson admitted she’s essentially OnlyFans-illiterate. After a fan queried her about a boyfriend obsessively following OnlyFans models on Instagram, she said, “I don’t know anything about that. OnlyFans is where people go to watch people do weird things? Are OnlyFans models hot? Are they different to regular models?” Of course, she added with reluctant intrigue, “I would look at OnlyFans models on Instagram if I knew how to do that. It sounds interesting. Sounds intriguing.” Cue the collective shrug: if Hollywood’s A-list is baffled by adult subscription platforms, what hope do the rest of us have?
The Pascal nudging anecdote isn’t standalone. Johnson and Pascal previously tangled over her faux pas at the Met Gala, which she likened to an episode of The Twilight Zone. Pascal teased her on camera for not remembering him—again. “This is maybe the 37th time we’ve had this conversation. The 37th time Pedro makes me feel like an absolute piece of shit for not remembering him,” she quipped, proving that even red-carpet luminaries can’t escape public embarrassment. No word yet on Pascal’s reps responding to HuffPost’s request for comment, but you can almost hear the PR team scrambling.
What does this reveal about modern celebrity culture? For starters, an OnlyFans recommendation from a Golden Globe-winning actor is a surreal milestone in the corporatization of intimacy. Once a platform for adults to monetize their fantasies, OnlyFans is now pitched as a side gig to A-list Hollywood talent—proof we’ve bottomed out somewhere between art and algorithm. And let’s not forget how these cringe-laden confessions feed a voracious 2 AM audience, yearning for the next predictable collapse of decorum.
At this point, should we even act surprised when our screens flash another celeb admitting they’ve considered selling more than autographs? Bookmark this for the inevitable “I told you so” moment: when tomorrow’s headline reads, “Famous Actress Launches Virtual Toe-Wiggling Experience.”
Anyway, can’t wait to see how this gets worse.
Sources: Celebrity Storm and HuffPost, Elle UK
Attribution: Creative Commons Licensed
